Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies
and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angel tells Davidson, "Well,
you've been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the
world. As a reward you can hang out with anyone you want to in
Heaven." Davidson thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with
God, Himself." The befeathered fellow at the Gate takes Arthur to the
Throne Room and introduces him to God. Arthur then asks God, "Hey,
aren't you the inventor of Woman?"
God says, "Ah, yes."
"Well, says Davidson, "You have some major design flaws in your
1. there's too much front protrusion
2. it chatters at high speeds
3. the rear end wobbles too much, and
4. the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."
"Hmmmm...." replies God. "Hold on."
God goes to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few key strokes
and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and
God reads it.
"It may be that my invention is flawed," God replies to Arthur
Davidson, "but according to my computer, more men are riding my
invention than yours.
Ben Blaney 05/10/1999Categories: Slightly Smutty