| Ellen Degeneres virus
| Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC
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| Monica Lewinsky virus
| Sucks all the memory out of your computer
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| Titanic virus
| Makes your whole computer go down
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| Disney virus
| Everything in the computer goes Goofy
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| Mike Tyson virus
| Quits after one byte
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| Prozac virus
| Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn'tcare
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| Sharon Stone virus
| Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there.
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| Lorena Bobbit virus
| Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy
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| Tim Allen virus
| Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact
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| Woody Allen virus
| Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card
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| Saddam Hussein virus
| Won't let you into any of your programs
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| Tonya Harding virus
| Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons
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| George Michaels virus
| Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup
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| Joey Buttafuoco virus
| Only attacks minor files
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| X-files virus
| All your Icons start shape shifting
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| Spice Girl virus
| Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop
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| Ronald Reagan virus
| Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
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| Dr Jack Kevorkian virus
| Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them
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| Sony Bono virus
| Just when you get surfing the web, a firewall appears out of nowhere
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| Martha Stewart virus
| Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop
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| Oprah Winfrey virus
| Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB,and then slowly expands to 300MB
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| AT&T virus
| Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting
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| MCI virus
| Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus
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| Arnold Schwarzenegger virus
| Terminates and stays resident but it'll be back
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| Viagra virus
| Expands your hard drive while putting too much pressure on your zip drive
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