Short and Funny
A surgeon was retiring from his long and rewarding career as a
specialist in circumcision. Throughout his career he had saved
the foreskins of his patients in specimen jars as momentos and
now wished to fashion them into a souvenir.
So he brought his hundreds of specimens to a leathersmith and
asked him to craft an article of fine artistic quality.
"I'll see what I can do," said the artisan, "Check back with
me in one week."
The surgeon returned one week later, eager to see what
magnificent article the leathersmith had made for him. But the
leathersmith presented to him only a wallet.
"All those foreskins and you make for me a wallet?!" exclaimed
the surgeon. The leathersmith replied "Yes, but a very special
wallet indeed. If you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase."
Anonymous 10/28/1998Categories: Slightly Smutty