At an art exhibition there was a painting of three very naked, and
very black men, sitting on a park bench. What was unusual was that the
men on both ends of the bench had black penises, but the man in the
middle had a very pink penis.
A man and a woman were standing there, staring at the picture,
scratching their heads and trying to figure this out. The artist
walked by and noticed the couple's confusion. "Can I help you with this
painting?" he asked.
"Well, yes" said the gentleman. "We were curious about the picture of
the black men on the bench. Why does the man in the middle have a pink
"Oh," said the artist, "I'm afraid you've misunderstood the painting.
The three men are not African Americans, they're coal miners, and the
fellow in the middle went home for lunch."
Muzaher Poonawala 10/22/1998Categories: Slightly Smutty