Windows 98 - Georgia Edition
It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Georgia edition of
Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside Georgia. If you have
one of the Georgia editions you may need some help understanding the
commands. The Georgia edition may be recognized by looking at the opening
screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background picture of the General Lee
superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped with a Daisy Duke screen
saver.
Also note the Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse, My Computer is called This
Infernal Contraption, Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys, Control
Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard, Hard Drive is referred to as 4 wheel
drive, and floppies are them little ole plastic disc thangs.
Other features:
Instead of a error message you get a winder covered with a garbage bag and
duct tape.
OK = ats aww-right
cancel = hail no
reset = awa shoot
yes = shore
no = Naaaa
find = hunt fer it
go to = over yonder
back = back yonder
help = hep me out here
stop = ternit off
start = crank it up
settings = sittins
programs = stuff at does stuff
documents = stuff I done done
Also note that winders 98 does not recognize capital letters or punctuation
marks.
Some programs that are exclusive to winders 98
tiperiter................A word processor
colering book............a graphics program
addin mershene...........calculator
outhouse paper...........notepad
jupe-box ................CD Player
iner-net.................Microsoft Explorer
pichers..................A graphics viewer
IRS......................M/S accounting software
IRS2.....................M/S accounting software with hidden files coon
dog................. American kennel club records
fishin...................Bass Anglers Sportsman Society records.
NRA......................National Rifle Association
shot gun ................Remington Arms price list
riffel...................Winchester price list
pisstel..................Smith & Wesson price list
truck....................Ford &Chevrolet dealers in GA. by zip code
house....................Nearest Mobil home repair service by zip code
car .....................same as truck just need two list in Texas
cuzzins..................family history usually a 3 meg file
tax records..............usually an empty file
shells...................ammunition inventory another 3 meg file
bud......................list of Budwiser dealers by zip code
rasin....................NASCAR racing schedule includes list of TV
stations that carry the races
car n truck Parts........nearest Junk yard by zip code
doc .....................veterinarians by zip code
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you received a copy of the
Georgia edition. You may return it to Microsoft for a replacement version.
Ian Pash 09/28/1998Categories: Slightly Smutty