Chinese Marriage
A Chinese couple get married -- and she's a virgin. On the wedding
night she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
"My darring, I know dis you firt time and you flighten...I plomise
you,
I give you anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?"
"I wanna 69" she replies.
"You wanna beef with bloccolli ???"
Simon Ratcliffe 11/27/1998Categories: Slightly Smutty