Van driver
A London van driver used to amuse himself by running over every Manchester
United fan he would see strutting down the side of the road in their
ubiquitous red colours. He would swerve to hit them and there would be a
loud "THUMP" and then he would swerve back on the road. One day, as the
driver was driving along, he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would
do a good turn and pulled the van over. He asked the Priest "where are you
going, Father?", "I'm going to say mass at St. Josephs church, about 2 miles
down the road" replied the priest. "No problem Father! I'll give you a
lift"! climb in!" The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the
van continued down the road.
Suddenly the driver saw a Manchester United fan walking down the road and
instinctively swerved to hit him. But, just in time, he remembered the
bloody priest, so at the last minute he swerved back to the road, narrowly
missing the bastard. However even though he was certain he missed the glory
-- hunting shite, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not understanding where the
noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything he
turned to the priest and said "I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Manchester
United fan," "that's okay" replied the priest. "I got the fucker with the
door!"
Ben Blaney 06/07/1999Categories: Slightly Smutty