It's not funny

You might be a Jedi redneck if...

You have ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y' all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.

You have ever had a land speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part about spending time on Degobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookies are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son soon come over to the dark side. It'll be a hoot!"

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self defence electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You have ever fantisised about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. (But of course, as a Star Wars geek, I know X-Wings don't have doors.)

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

If you hear,"Luke, I am your father. And your uncle..."


Louisa Moya 05/20/1999Categories: Clean



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