It's not funny

Wow and Little Johnny

A drunk man was casually taking a piss into a drinking fountain in the park. A police officer comes up to him and yells frantically, "What the hell do you think you're doing. There's a public toilet 20 meters from here!"

The man, amazed, yells back, "What do you think I have, a hose??!"

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Little Johnny was walking in the woods one day with his dad.

On the way down the path, Johnny saw a fruitfly and he squashed it against a tree.

His father told him, 'You killed a fruitfly so now you can't have fruit for a week.'

They kept walking, and as the day went on, Johnny saw a butterfly. He tried to catch the butterfly and accidently killed it.

His father said, 'You killed a butterfly so now you can't have butter for a week.'

So after a while they got tired and decided to go home. They walked into the kitchen and Johnny's mom said, 'There was a nasty cockroach running around here, but since you were gone I had to kill it!'

Little Johnny said, 'Will you tell her or should I?'


Muzaher Poonawala 11/27/1998Categories: Slightly Smutty



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