two for the price of one
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are
playing like they want to, so they
decide to take private lessons. The husband has his lesson first. After
the pro sees his swing, he
says, "No, no, no, you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what
should I do?" asks the man.
"Hold the club gently," the pro replied, "just like you'd hold your
wife's breast."
The man takes the advice, takes a swing, and WOW! He hits the ball 250
yards straight up the
fairway.
The man goes back to his wife with the good news, and the wife can't
wait for her lesson. The next
day the wife goes for her lesson. The pro watches her swing and says,
"No, no, no, you're gripping
the club way too hard." "What can I do?" asks the wife.
"Hold the club gently, just like you'd hold your husband's penis." The
wife listens carefully to the
pro's advice, takes a swing, and THUMP.
The ball goes straight down the fairway ... about 15 ft. "That was
great," the pro says. "Now, take
the club out of your mouth and swing the club like you're supposed to!"
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An old man woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his
utter astonishment, that his pecker was as hard as a rock for
the first time in two years.
He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up, and
showed her his enormous boner.
"You see that thing, woman?" he happily exclaimed. "What do
you think we ought to do with it?"
With one eye open, his wife replied, "Well, now that you've got
all the wrinkles out, this might be a good time to wash it!"
Muzaher Poonawala 05/25/1999Categories: Slightly Smutty