It's not funny

If Microsoft ran a restaurant

Patron: "Waiter!"

Waiter: "Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter.
What seems to be the problem?"

Patron: "There's a fly in my soup!"

Waiter: "Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time!"

Patron: "No, it's still there."

Waiter: "Maybe it's the way you're using the soup;
try eating it with a fork instead."

Patron: "Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there."

Waiter: "Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl;
what kind of bowl are you using?"

Patron: "A SOUP bowl!"

Waiter: "Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem;
how was the bowl set up?"

Patron: "You brought it to me on a saucer;
what has that to do with the fly in my soup?"

Waiter: "Can you remember everything you did before you noticed
the fly in your soup?"

Patron: "I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!"

Waiter: "Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the
Patron: "You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?"

Waiter: "Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour."

Patron: "Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?"

Waiter: "The current Soup of the Day is tomato."

Patron: "Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I'm running
late now."
[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup
and the check.]

Waiter: "Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check."

Patron: "This is potato soup."

Waiter: "Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet."

Patron: "Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything!"

[Waiter leaves.]

Patron: "Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!"

The check:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ 5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day . . . . . . . $ 2.50
Access to support . . . . . . . . . . . . . $10.00
Editors Note:
Bug in the soup........included at no extra charge
[will be fixed with Tomorrow's soup of the day]

Ian Pash 01/16/1999Categories: Slightly Smutty

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