If Microsoft ran a restaurant
Patron: "Waiter!"
Waiter: "Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter.
What seems to be the problem?"
Patron: "There's a fly in my soup!"
Waiter: "Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time!"
Patron: "No, it's still there."
Waiter: "Maybe it's the way you're using the soup;
try eating it with a fork instead."
Patron: "Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there."
Waiter: "Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl;
what kind of bowl are you using?"
Patron: "A SOUP bowl!"
Waiter: "Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem;
how was the bowl set up?"
Patron: "You brought it to me on a saucer;
what has that to do with the fly in my soup?"
Waiter: "Can you remember everything you did before you noticed
the fly in your soup?"
Patron: "I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!"
Waiter: "Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the
Day?"
Patron: "You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?"
Waiter: "Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour."
Patron: "Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?"
Waiter: "The current Soup of the Day is tomato."
Patron: "Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I'm running
late now."
[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup
and the check.]
Waiter: "Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check."
Patron: "This is potato soup."
Waiter: "Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet."
Patron: "Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything!"
[Waiter leaves.]
Patron: "Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!"
The check:
Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ 5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day . . . . . . . $ 2.50
Access to support . . . . . . . . . . . . . $10.00
Editors Note:
Bug in the soup........included at no extra charge
[will be fixed with Tomorrow's soup of the day]
Ian Pash 01/16/1999Categories: Slightly Smutty