Three wishes
... there was a bear and a rabbit.
Now Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much and Oone day,
whilst they wer walking through the woods they came across a golden frog.
The frog turned to them and said:
"Oooh, I don't often meet anyone in these parts."
They were amazed that the frog had talked to them.
The golden frog admitted:
"Mind you, when I do meet someone I always give them six wishes. You can
have three wishes each in this case.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were
females. The frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One
appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second
wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were
females as well, and the frog granted his wish.
Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he
climbed on board and started revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted
two wishes
that he could have had for himself.
Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears
in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in
the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to
Mr. Rabbit for his last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said:
"I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could!
Muzaher Poonawala 04/29/1999Categories: Slightly Smutty