January 1, 2000
Dear Valued Employee:
Re: Vacation Pay
Our records indicate that you have not used any vacation time over the past 100 year(s). As I'm sure you are aware, employees are granted 3 weeks of paid leave per year or pay in lieu of time off.
One additional week is granted for every 5 years of service. Please either take 9,400 days off work or notify our office and your next pay cheque will reflect payment of £8,277,432.22 which will include all pay and interest for the past 1,200 months.
Automated Payroll Processing
Ian Pash 01/15/1999Categories: Clean, Silly, Y2K