tip of the ....
Two blokes, Mike and Jon, sitting in a pub having a pint. Jon is doing the crossword.
"8 letters, centre of female pleasure." He isn’t sure so asks his mate.
"Mike, what has 8 letters and is the centre of female pleasure?"
"Clitoris," Mike replies.
"Do you know how you spell it?"
"No," replies Mike. "But you should have asked me last night, it was right on the tip of me tongue."
Mark Gittos 07/02/1998Categories: Rude words!