A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath.
One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a
response on the monitor.
They go to her husband to explain what happened, telling him, "crazy as this sounds maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband is skeptical, but they assure him that they will close the curtains for privacy. Besides its worth a try. The husband finally agrees and goes into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the monitor flatlines...nopulse...no heart rate. The nurses run into the room and see the husband standing there, pulling up his pants.
He says, "I THINK SHE CHOKED."
Mark Gittos 07/02/1998Categories: Slightly Smutty