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A man walks into the confessional booth in a church and says to the priest, "Father I have sinned."

The priest says, "What have you done my son?"

The man says to the priest, "I'm eighty years old and I'm sleeping with two nineteen year old twin sisters both at the same time".

The priest then directs the man to say the rosary and repent. "But before you go my son, I don't recognise your voice, are you a member of this parish?"

The old man replies, "No father I'm not even Catholic, I'm Jewish!"

The priest then asks, "Why tell me of your sin?"

"Hell I'm telling everybody!"

Mark Gittos 07/02/1998Categories: Slightly Smutty

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