It's not funny

Rod Hull

What does Rod Hull do his washing with?
Aerial and bounce

Did you hear about Rod Hull's funeral?
The reception was awful

What have Rod Hull and Emu got in common?
Neither of them can fly

What have Rod Hull and the European Commission got in common?
Neither have a hand in EMU anymore.

Why doesn't Emu need Viagra?
Because now his Rod is permanently stiff

And a non Rod Joke:

Why did the woman cross the road?

It's irrelelevant - what was she doing out of the kitchen anyway?

Simon Ratcliffe 03/26/1999Categories: Slightly Smutty

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