Three Nuns
Three nuns passed every day through a street that led them from Church
to a Reformatory. They noticed a parrot that stood at the entrance of
a big residential house. Every time they passed in front of that
house, the animal would pronounce three sequential colors. One day
they heard "yellow, blue, black", one of the nuns noticed that those
colors perfectly matched the colors of their underwear. She mentioned
her discovery to the other two nuns, but both were reluctant to
believe that could be possible. The next day they all wore black
underwear and passed in front of the house, precisely the parrot spoke
"black, black, black". Hearing that, the three nuns were
astonished!!. One of the nuns suggested:
"Girls, tomorrow we are going to trick that bird".
Saying that, she recommended that the next day they will not be
wearing a underwear under their vestments. Respecting their
agreement, the next day they wore no underwear and proceded to passes
in front of the Parrot's house. They peeked at the bird. At the
beginning the animal looked a bit puzzled, he swung back and forth on
the cane he rested.... after a while the Parrot spoke:
"Straight, Straight, Curly!"
Anonymous 09/22/1998Categories: Slightly Smutty