It's not funny

Fancy Dress Dilemma

There's this man with a bald head and a wooden leg who gets invited to a
fancy dress party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his
head and his leg so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain the
problem.

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note. "Dear Sir, please
find enclosed a pirates outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your
bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a pirate".

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasised his
wooden leg and so he writes a really rude letter of complaint. A week
passes and he receives another parcel and a note which says "Dear Sir,
sorry about before, please find enclosed a monks habit. The long robe
will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really
look the part".

Now the man is really annoyed since they have gone from emphasising his
wooden leg to emphasising his bald head and he writes the company a
REALLY rude letter of complaint.

The next day he receives a small parcel and a note which reads "Dear
Sir, please find enclosed a tin of treacle. Pour the tin of treacle
over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a
toffee apple, you cunt."


Ben Blaney 05/24/1999Categories: Slightly Smutty



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