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First letter of name

According to studies, your sexual identity is revealed by
the first letter of your first name... what do you think? I have no clue
who did these studies.

A
You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in
action.You mean business. With you, what you see is what you
get.You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with
someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are
an up-front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts, not
obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You
find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate
and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however,
you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are
your primary concern.

B
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced,wined, and
dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the
affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper
your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and
particular when it comes to love making. You will hold off until
everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and
abstain from sex if need be. You require new sensations and experiences.
You are willing to experiment.

C
You are a very social individual, and it is important to you
>to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must
be able to talk to your sex partner before, during, and after. You want
the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and goodlooking. You
see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual,
needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be
achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual
activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.

D
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you
>move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest
>easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns
you on. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal, and intense in your
involvements, sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure
to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a
free and open attitude.

E
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good
>listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually
stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a
lover and a companion for a bedmate. You hate disharmony and disruption, but
you do enjoy a good argument once in a while it seems to stir things up.
You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important than the sexual act for
you. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When
you don't have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with
a good book. (Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.)

F
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a
>pedestal You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a
>flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual,
and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and
gallant. You are born romantic. Dramatic love scenes area favorite fantasy
pastime. You can be a very generous lover.

G
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and
>your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or
superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are
>sensuous and know how to reach the peak of erotic stimulation, because
you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active sexually that is,
when you find the time. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence
over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to
a lover, but no trouble getting close sexually.

H
You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and your
>earning ability. You will be very generous to your lover once you have
attained a commitment. Your gifts are actually an investment in your
partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be frugal in your
spending and dating habits, and equally cautious in your sexual involvements.

I
>You are a sensual and patient lover. You have a great need
>to be loved, appreciated ... even worshipped. You enjoy luxury,
>>sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for lovers who know what
they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur
wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires
satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual
expression. You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure and change.
You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.

J
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love.
>Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your
expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual
experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you
on. You must feel that your partner is intellectually stimulating,
otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You
require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being
appreciated.

K
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need
>someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual
>equal the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a reat
mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is very
important to you. You have to be proud of your partner. You are privately
very sexy, but you do not show this outwardly. If your newlover is not
all that great in bed, you are willing to serve as teacher. Sex is
important; you can be a very demanding playmate.

L
You may appear innocent, unassuming, and shy; but we know
>that appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but
something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to
>extremes, though,running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the
whole idea of sex. You can be highly critical of your mate, seeking
perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet
standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to
lovers.

M
You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't
have it your way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to
control your relationships, which doesn't always work out too well. You
respond to physical stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours just
touching, feeling, and exploring. However, if you can spend your time
making money,you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment.
You need to prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover you are.
You want feedback on your abilities.

N
You are crap in bed.

O
You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive
>and shy about your desires. You can rechannel much of your sexual
>energy into making money and/or seeking power. You can easily have
>>extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate,
sexual lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious
business; thus you demand intensity diversity, and are willing to try
anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness,which
must be kept in check.

P
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't
>think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation.
Appearances count. Therefore, you require a goodlooking partner. You also
require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your artner as
your enemy ... a good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are relatively
free of sexual hangups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of
doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need
a good deal of physical gratification.

Q
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have
>tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with
you, sexually or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be
attracted to people of other ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and
flowers, and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going.

R
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you
throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no
holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally
passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are
willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is
inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.

S
You are secretive, selfcontained, and shy. You are very sexy, sensual, and
passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only
in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal
>itself. When it gets down to the nitty gritty, you are an expert. You know
all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or Any game, and
take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the
patience to wait for the right person to come along.

T
You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a
partner who takes the lead. You get turned on by music, soft
lights, and romantic thoughts. You fantasize and tend to fall in and out of
love. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy,
>and extremely changeable.You enjoy having your senses and your
>feelings stimulated, titillated,and teased. You are a great flirt.
>You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head.

U
You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not
in love, you are in love with love, always looking for someone to
adore. You see romance as a challenge. You are a roamer and
>need adventure, excitement,and freedom. You deal in potential
relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy seeing your
>mate looking good. Your sex drive is strong and you desire instant
gratification. You are willing to put your partner's pleasures above your own.

V
You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and
excitement. You wait until you know someone well before
>committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching him out. You feel a
need to get into his head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to
eccentric types. Often here is an age difference between you and your
lover. You respond to danger, thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns
you on, even though you yourself may not be a participant.

W
You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no
for an answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You
are romantic, idealistic, and often in love with love itself, not
seeing your partner as he or she really is. You feel deeply and
throw all of yourself into your relationships. Nothing is too good for your
lover. You enjoy playing love games.

X
You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You
>can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You
>can't shut off your mind. You talk while you make love. You can have the
greatest love affairs, all by yourself, in your own head.

Y
You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe
that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or
>attracting people who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as your
lover's savior. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You
can't help falling in love. You fantasize and get turned on by movies and
magazines. You do nott tell others of this secret life, nor of your sexual
fantasies.

Z
For you, it is business before pleasure.. If you are in any
way bothered by career, business, or money concerns, you find it
very hard to relax and get into the mood. You can be romantically
>Idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you never lose
control of your emotions. You are very careful and cautious before you give
your heart away and your body, for that matter. Once you make the
commitment, though, you stick like glue.


Anonymous 04/22/1999Categories: Probably Not True



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