Colemanballs from Private Eye
Punter: I'm 43 now and have lost confidence through having so many set-backs.
Kilroy: And how old are you now?
Punter: I'm 43 now.
BBC1
(C McCormack)
"The Queen's Park Oval, exactly as its name suggests -- absolutely round."
JOHN SNAGGE, BBC1
(Tony Crozier)
"She ran through the field like water through a duck."
JOHN FRANCOME, Channel 4
(Adam Irvine)
"Now Man United are 2-1 down on aggregate, they are in a better position than when they
started the game at 1-1."
RON ATKINSON, ITV
(John Richards)
"Our news at 11.30, a full half hour before other mid-day news."
FOX 41 TV, Kentucky, USA
(John Taylor)
Ben Blaney 05/18/1999Categories: Slightly Smutty