It's not funny

USAir

An employee for USAir, who happened to have the last name of GAY, got on a
plane recently using one of his
company's "Free Flight" programs. However, when Mr. Gay tried to take his
seat, he found it being occupied by a
paying passenger. So, not to make a fuss, he simply chose another seat.

Unknown to Mr. Gay, another USAir flight at the airport experienced
mechanical problems. The passengers of this
other flight were being rerouted to various airplanes. A few were put on
Mr. Gay's flight and anyone who was holding a
"free" ticket was being "bumped".

Airline officials, armed with a list of these "freebee" ticket holders
boarded the plane to remove the free ticket holders.
Of course, our Mr. Gay was not sitting in his assigned seat as you may
remember.

So when the Ticket Agent approached the seat where Mr. Gay was supposed to
be sitting, she asked a startled
customer "Are you Gay?". The man, shyly nodded that he was, at which point
she demanded: "Then you have to get
off the plane".

Our Mr. Gay, overhearing what the Ticket Agent had said, tried to clear up
the situation: "You've got the wrong man.
I'm Gay!". This caused an angry third passenger to yell "Hell, I'm gay too!
They can't kick us all off!" Confusion reined
as more an more passengers began yelling that USAir had no right to remove
gays from their flights.


Anonymous 05/25/1999Categories: Slightly Smutty



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