A little koala wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs, finds a door open, goes in to the room and sees a naked prostitute asleep on the bed.
He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute. She wakes up and decides that since it feels so good she'll let him finish.
The koala finishes, wipes his chin, climbs off the bed and heads for the door. The prostitute jumps up and yells at him "Hey, you have to pay for that!"
The koala ignores her, so she yells at him again, "Hey you have to pay for that. I'm a prostitute". She gets up and pulls a dictionary off a shelf and shows
the koala the definition.
"PROSTITUTE (n) a person receiving payment for sexual services."
The koala shrugs, takes the dictionary and turns the pages to the definition of koala bear.
"KOALA (n.) a small bear that eats bushes and leaves."
Anonymous 04/13/1999Categories: Slightly Smutty