Men -v- Women
THE GIRLS PRAYER
Our Marks
Which art with Spencers
Hallowed be thy foodhall
Thy Gucci watch
Thy Kookai bag
In Hermes
As it is in Harrods
Give us each day our visa gold
And forgive us our overdraft
As we forgive those who stop our Next Card = >
And lead us not into Dorothy Perkins >And deliver us from Top Shop
For thine is the Prada, =
The Cartier and the Versace =
For Gaultier and Eternity
AMEX
THE BLOKES PRAYER
Our beer
Which art in barrels
Hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk
I will be drunk
At home as it is in the local
Forgive us this day our daily spillage
And lead us not into the practice of poncey wine tasting = >
And deliver us from Alco Pops
For mine is the bitter,
the ale and the lager
Forever and ever
BARMEN
Simon Ratcliffe 02/01/1999Categories: Slightly Smutty