It's not funny

The Curry Song

'The Curry Song' (To be sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)


Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead.

Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away.

Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, Curry on,
'cause nothing really madras.

Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers up my spine
Rectum aching all the time.
Goodbye every bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.

Naan-aa, ooh ooh,
This Dopiaza's mild,
Sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

I see a little chicken tikka on the side,
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh
Pass the chutney made of mango.
Vindaloo does nicely
Nery very spicey
ME!

Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani (Biryani)
Biryani and a naan

O Vindaloooooooo
(No no no no no non o no no No)

I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to a lavatory
Stand well back
This loo's quarantined.

Here it comes,
There it goes, technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again (There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again (There he goes)
I chunder
It's coming up again
Up again
Here it comes again
Here it comes again
Here it comes again
Here it comes again
This vindaloo is about to wreck my guts Poor me... Poor me... Poor me!

So you think you can chunder and think it's alright?
So you think you'll eat curry and drink all night?
Ohh maybe,
now you'll throw like a baby,
Just had to come out, Just had to come right out in here....

Korma, saag or bhuna,
Balti, naan or bhaji
Nothing makes a difference to me To me
Anyway my wind blows.


Leo Green 07/02/1998Categories: Slightly Smutty



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