Students
YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN OUT OF UNI TOO LONG WHEN....
* Your potted plants stay alive.
* Having sex in a single bed is absurd.
* You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
* 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
* You hear your favorite song in the lift at work.
* You carry an umbrella.
* Your friends marry and divorce instead of get together and break-up.
* You go from 130 days of holidays to 7.
* Jeans and a jumper no longer qualify as 'dressed up'
* You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door
don't know how to turn down the stereo.
* Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
* You don't know what time the kebab shop closes anymore.
* Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
* You feed your dog Pal instead of McDonalds.
* Sleeping on the lounge is a no-no.
* You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
* Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
* You go to the chemist for Panadol and antacids, not condoms and
pregnancy test kits.
* A £4.00 bottle of wine is no longer pretty good stuff'
* You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
* Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese diet coke CC's
* 'I just can't drink the way I used to' replaces 'I'm never going
to drink that much again'
* Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real
work.
* You don't get drunk at home, to save money, before going to a bar.
Ben Blaney 04/07/1999Categories: Slightly Smutty