It's not funny

Royal Wedding

The first of the Royal Wedding jokes...

On the day of the wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by
all her family, and she suddenly realised she had forgotten to get any

shoes.

Panic.

Then her sister remembered that she had a pair of white shoes from her
wedding so she lent them to Sophie for the day. Unfortunately they
were a bit too small and by the time the festivities were over
Sophie's
feet were agony.

When she and Edward withdrew to their room the only thing she could
think of was getting her shoes off. The rest of the Family crowded
round the door to the bedroom and they heard roughly what they
expected,
grunts, straining noises and the occasional muffled scream. Eventually
they
heard Edward say 'God, that was tight.'

'There,' whispered the Queen. 'I told you she was a virgin.'

Then, to their surprise, they heard Edward say. 'Right. Now for the
other one.' Followed by more grunting and straining and at last Edward
said, 'My God. That was even tighter.'

'That's my boy,' said the Duke. 'Once a sailor, always a sailor.'



Ben Blaney 06/28/1999Categories: Slightly Smutty



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