marriage
Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant
with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the
other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another: "Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" To which she replied: "Yes I
am. That's because I married the wrong man."
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree
and the woman gets her master's.
Young son: Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries her? Is that true? Dad replies:
"That happens in all countries son."
Said one man to his buddy: "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married, and then it was too late."
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take. The husband gives and
the wife takes.
The three rings of marriage: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffer
Ring.
When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. When a 10 year
married man looks happy, we wonder why.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the
man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman
speaks and the man listens. By the third year, they both speak and
the neighbors listen.
After an argument, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool
when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in
love and didn't notice it."
A man inserted a personals ad in his local paper that read: "Wife
Wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said
the same thing: "You can have mine!"
Radha Simpson 08/11/1998Categories: Slightly Smutty