Perfect Day
A good illustartion of the major differences, but at the end of
the day men are just much easier to please!!!!!!
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HER
8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
8.30 Weigh in 2Kg lighter than yesterday
8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and
croissants; open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful
partner
9.15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10.00 Light work out at club with handsome funny personal
trainer
10.30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12.45 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she
has gained 7kg
1.00 Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3.00 Nap
4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card from secret
admire
4.15 Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong
but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade
before full length mirror
7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing with
compliments received from other diners/dancers
10.00 Hot shower (alone)
10:50 Carried to bed (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms
THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
6.00 Alarm
6.15 Blow job
6.30 Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports
section
7.00 Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all
cooked by naked buxom wench
7.30 Limo arrives
7.45 Several Whiskys en-route to airport
9.15 Flight in personal Lear Jet
9.30 Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9.45 Play front nine (2 under)
11.45 Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle
of Dom Perignon
12.15 Blow job
12.30 Play back nine (4 under)
2.15 Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskys)
2.30 Fly to Monte Carlo
3.30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew
(all nude)
4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
6.45 Shit, Shower and Shave
7.00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marajuana and
porn legalised
7.30 Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big
juicy fillet steak followed by icecream served on a pair of tits
9.00 Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size
TV as you watch international Match of the Day; Scotland beating
Germany 11-0
9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies)
11.00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a
cleansing ale
11.30 A night cap blowjob
11.45 In bed alone
11.50 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and
forces the dog to leave the room
Ben Blaney 04/23/1999Categories: Slightly Smutty