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Some of these facts have been round before, but nonetheless I thought
I'd send it.
This message contains some highly gross facts, do not continue
unless you have a strong stomach and a twisted sense of reailty.
MOST HORRIBLE DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk
is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghan tribesmen on their wedding night
and consists of a small amount of still-warm 'very recently
attained' bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains
tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard
and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but served with a tampon
(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'Cunt
Pump'.
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz acheived 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of
seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12
ft 4 in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity,
with 42.7 mph.
LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who
produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was
officially measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134
washrooms in his state.
WIDEST TURD
This was excreted by a 21 stone guy, and was 4 inches for most of
its 8" length. The stool has since been preserved in alcohol.
MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an
officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
LONGEST BOGEY
The longest dried bogey trail was found under a table at a
well-known public school. It was measured at 26 2/3 inches long.
MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach
in Los Angeles in July 1991.
LONGEST PUBES
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the
armpits and 28 inches from her minge.
MOST CAVERNOUS FANNY
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation,
completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.
ZIT POPPING
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and
projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7 ft 1
inch.
Anonymous 07/28/1998Categories: Slightly Smutty