A Man walks into a shop
A man walks into a supermarket and buys:
1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 single serving cereal
1 single serving frozen dinner
The girl at the checkout looks at him and says "Single, are you?"
The man replies very sarcastically "Gee, how did you ever guess?"
She replies "Because you're fucking ugly!"
Joanna McFarlane 10/22/1998Categories: Rude words!