Hell - What a fun Place!
One day a guy dies and find himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...
Demon: Why so glum chum?
Guy: Why do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink whiskey, tequila, Guiness, wine coolers, diet Tab and Fresca.. we drink 'til we throw up and then
we drink some more!
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it!
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We got the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out! If you get cancer, no biggie.. you're already dead remember?
Guy: Wow... that's awesome...
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact, I do!
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow!
Guy: Cool!
Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thrusday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose... that's right...you're dead, who cares! Go ahead and O.D.!!!
Guy: Yowza! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!!!
Demon: You gay?
Guy: No...
Demon: Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays.
Anonymous 03/15/1999Categories: Slightly Smutty