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Office sayings

TOP 20 SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL
POSTERS

- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did
it by killing all those who opposed them.

- If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you
probably haven't completely understood the seriousness
of the situation.

- Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the
job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

- Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

- A person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a
scapegoat.

- Plagiarism saves time.

- If at first you don't succeed, try management.

- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

- TEAMWORK...means never having to take all the blame yourself.

- The beatings will continue until morale improves.

- Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large
groups.

- We waste time, so you don't have to.

- Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

- Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent
lacker.

- A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

- When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

- INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

- Succeed in spite of management.

- Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.


Anonymous 06/08/1999Categories: Slightly Smutty



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