It's not funny

Parrot

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped
in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the
parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!"

The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and
forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass
and bawls "And get me another whisky you bitch".

Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but
still no coffee. Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the
parrot's approach: "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it
now or I'll kick your ass".

Next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown
out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards
the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly you're a
lippy bastard!"


Leo Green 12/09/1998Categories: Slightly Smutty



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