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Family Fortunes

Some of these were previously heard on mark and lard:-

The following are actual answers given by contestants on "Family
Fortunes".............
Name something a blind person might use . . . . . . . . .A Sword
Name a song with moon in the title . . . . . . . Blue Suede Moon
Name a bird with a long neck . . . . . . . . . . .Naomi Campbell
Name an occupation where you need a torch . . . . . . . A burglar
Name a famous brother and sister . . . . . . . . .Bonnie & Clyde
Name a dangerous race . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Arabs
Name an item of clothing worn by the three Musketeers . . A horse
Name something that floats in the bath . . . . . . . . . . Water
Name something red . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . My cardigan
Name a famous cowboy. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Buck Rodgers
Name a famous Royal . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Mail
Name a number you have to memorise. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 7
Name something you do before going to bed . . . . . . . . . Sleep
Name something you put on walls . . . . . . . . . . . . . .A roof
Name something you might be allergic to . . . . . . . . . .Skiing
Name a famous bridge. . . . . . . .The bridge over troubled water
Name something a cat does . . . . . . . . . . .Goes to the toilet
Name something you do in the bathroom . . . . . . . . . .Decorate
Name an animal you might see at the zoo . . . . . . . . . . A dog
Name something associated with the police . . . . . . . . . .Pigs
Name a sign of the zodiac . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . April
Name something slippery . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .A conman
Name a food that can be brown or white. . . . . . . . . . .Potato
Name a famous Scotsman. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Jock
Name another famous Scotsman. . . . . . . . . . . . .Vinnie Jones
Name something with a hole in it . . . . . . . . . . . . .Window
Name a part of the body beginning with N. . . . . . . . . . .Knee
Name something you open other than a door . . . . . . Your bowels


Antoinette Buzugbe 10/20/1998Categories: True Stories, TV / Films



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