It's not funny

This is serious.....a 'WORK' VIRUS is on the loose....

'WORK' VIRUS on the loose....

If you recieve any sort of 'work' at all, whether via email,
internet or simply handed to you by a fellow colleague...DO NOT OPEN IT.

This has been circulating around our building for months and
those who have been tempted to open it or even look at it have found that
thier social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function
properly.

If you do encounter 'work' via email, then to transmogrify the
virus, send an email to your boss with the words 'I've had enough of your
shit...i'm off down the pub'. The 'work' should automatically be
forgotten
by
your brain and your career will now be successfully destroyed.

If you recieve 'work' in paper-document form, simply lift the document
and drag to your waste paper bin and deposit there. Put on your hat and
coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints
of beer.
After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that 'work'
will no longer be of any relavance to you and that 'Bod' was the greatest
childrens cartoon ever.

Send this message to everyone in your mailbox. If you do not have
anyone in your mailbox, then i'm afraid the 'work' virus has corrupted
your life.

Go out and get some friends, you sad bastard!!


Anonymous 05/25/1999Categories: Slightly Smutty



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