It's not funny

Pet hotel

Service with a Smile
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit
on his vacation. He wrote:
I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very
well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with
me at night?
An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I've been operating
this hotel for many years. In all that time, I've never had a dog steal
towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I've never had to
evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And
I've never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is
welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you're welcome to
stay here, too.

Ian Pash 11/27/1998Categories: Slightly Smutty

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