In Prison...
IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle
IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day.
AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it
IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behavior with more work
IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself
IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games
IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet.
AT WORK........You have to share.
IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends
IN PRISON.......There is not such thing as a rush hour
AT WORK........You get to spend up to 20% of your waking life commuting
IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic.
AT WORK.......They are called supervisors
IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes.
AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught.
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
Leo Green 05/03/2000Categories: Slightly Smutty