It's not funny

Pablo the Rooster

This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks.  So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster for sale.

The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Pablo:  He'll service every chicken you've got, no problem."

Well, Pablo the Rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides he'd be worth it.  So, he buys Pablo.  The farmer takes Pablo home and sets him down in the barn yard, giving the rooster a pep talk.

"Pablo, I want you to pace yourself now.  You've got a lot of chickens to
service here, and you cost me a lot of money and I'll need you to do a good job.  So, take your time and have some fun," the farmer says with a chuckle.

Pablo seems to understand; so the farmer points toward the henhouse and
Pablo takes off like a shot. Wham --- He nails every hen in there three or 
four times and the farmer is just shocked.  Pablo runs out of the henhouse 
and sees a flock of geese down by the lake. Wham ---He gets all the geese.
Pablo's up in the barn with the pigeons; he's in with the ducks.  Pablo is 
jumping on every fowl the farmer owns. The farmer is distraught, worried
that his expensive rooster won't even last the day. Sure enough, the farmer
goes to bed and upon awakening the next day finds Pablo lying flat on his back, wings and legs all limp, still as a rock, in the middle of the yard.  Buzzards are circling overhead.

The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful animal, shakes his head
and says, "Oh Pablo, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to get you to slow
down, now look what you've done to yourself."

Pablo opens one eye, nods toward the buzzards in the sky and says,  "Shhh, they're getting closer."

Leo Green 06/08/2000Categories: Slightly Smutty

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