My dog's cross-eyed
A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for it?"
"Well," said the vet. "Let's have a look at him."
So he picked the dog up and had a good look at its eyes.
"Well," said the vet. "I'm going to have to put him down."
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" said the man.
"No, because he's fucking heavy."
Anonymous 04/23/2001Categories: Slightly Smutty, Pets