Ballerina
A drunk was sitting at a bar when a woman stands behind him and raises
her arm really high to get the bartender's attention. She has very
hairy armpits.
The drunk sees this and yells at the bartender, "Get the ballerina a
drink." She gets her drink and goes away. Later she returns and raises
her arm again. The drunk sees her and yells to the bartender,"Get the
ballerina another drink." She gets her drink and goes away again.
The bartender asks the drunk how he knows she is a ballerina when she
was a stranger and had never been in the bar before. The drunk
replies, "She's got to be a ballerina if she can lift her leg that
high."
Anonymous 04/23/2001Categories: Slightly Smutty