It's not funny

Emotions

A man decides to have a themed party and invites lots of people, telling them to bring their friends. On the invitation he puts.
"Themed party - Come as a Human Emotion."

On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and he opens the door to see a man covered in green paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest. He says to the guest, "Wow, great outfit. What emotion have you come as?"

"I'm green with envy." the guest says.

"Brilliant, come in and help yourself to a drink." the host replies.

A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa wrapped around her most intimate parts. He says to the woman, "Wow, great outfit. What emotion have you come as?"

"I'm tickled pink." says the woman.

"Fantastic, come in and join the party." the host replies.

A couple of minutes later the doorbell rings for the third time, and the host opens the door to see two Jamaican men, stark naked, one with his penis stuck in a bowl of custard the other with his penis stuck in a pear. The host is really shocked, and says, "What are you doing? You're going to get arrested for walking about like that. Anyway, what emotion are you supposed to be?"

The first man says, "Well I'm f**king disgusted, and my friend here has come in despair!"



Simon King 05/10/2001Categories: Filthy



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