Funniest joke in the world
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend and I were out hunting and he collapsed! I think he may be dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a short silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Ananova 10/03/2002Categories: Clean, Brilliant