Essex dictionary
alma chizzit - A request to find the cost of an item.
amant - Quantity; sum total
assband - Unable to leave the house because of illness,
disability etc.
awss - A four legged animal, on which money is won, or
more likely lost
branna - More brown than on a previous occasion
cort a panda - A rather large hamburger.
dan in the maff - Unhappy
eye-eels - Women's shoes.
Furrock - The location of Lakeside Shopping Centre.
garrij - A building where a car is kept or repaired
Ibeefa - Balaeric holiday island.
Lafarjik - Lacking in energy
oi oi! - Traditional greeting. Often heard from the
doorway of pubs or during banging dance tunes at clubs.
paipa - The Sun, The Mirror or The Sport.
reband - The period of recovery and emotional turmoil
after rejection by a lover ("I couldn't elp it, I wuz on
the reband from Craig").
Saffend - Essex coastal resort boasting the longest
pleasure pier in the world. The place where the
characters from TV's popular soap opera, Eastenders go on
holiday.
tan - The city of London, the big smoke.
webbats - Querying the location, something or someone is.
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