Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he's confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Behind him there is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts to yell louder, "You sign! You sign!"
Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.
He thrusts his clip board under Nelson's nose and yells, "You sign! You sign!"
Mr. Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting, "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.
The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a knock at the door again. On opening the door, there is the same Chinese man pushing the clip board under his nose, shouting, "You sign! You sign!"
Behind him are two very large trucks full of car parts.
This time Nelson loses his temper completely. He picks up the little Chinese man by his lapels and yells at him, "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clip board and says:
(It's a beauty!)
(Wait for it!)
(Got your best Chinese accent ready?)
"You not Nissan main Dealer?"
Sean Morrissey 08/06/2004Categories: Clean, Brilliant