It's not funny

They Walk Among Us

A neighbour bought a new fridge. He put the old one on his drive with a notice that said, "Free to good home. You want it, you take it".
For three days the fridge sat there without any takers.
He then decided that people thought the deal too good to be true, so he changed the notice to read: "Fridge for sale - 25".
Next day somebody stole it.


They Walk Among Us


I was walking along the beach with some friends when one said, "Look at that dead bird."
Another looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"


They Walk Among Us


My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car, designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the boot.


They Walk Among Us


Looking at a house, a friend asked the estate agent which direction was north because, as he explained, he didn't want the sun shining in the bedroom in the morning. The agent asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When my friend told her that the sun rises in the east and had done so for quite a long time, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."


They Walk Among Us


A son of a neighbour worked for a time in the USA in technical support for a 24/7 call centre. He got a call asking what hours the call centre was open.
The caller was told that the centre was open 24 hours a day, seven days a week.
The caller then asked, "Is that Central or Pacific time?"
To get rid of the caller, he responded, "Pacific." The caller thanked him.

They Walk Among Us


Some time ago I overheard a guy complaining about sunburn he got on a drive to the beach whilst on holiday. He was driving a convertible but "didn't think he'd get sunburned because the car was moving."


They Walk Among Us

Recently in a supermarket, I noticed that cases of beer were discounted by 10%. As I was about to host a party, I bought two cases. The cashier multiplied 10% by two and gave me 20% discount.


They Walk Among Us


My luggage didn't turn up at the airport baggage area, so I went to report it missing. The assistant smiled and told me not to worry, she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands. "Now", she said. "First question: Has your plane landed yet?"


They Walk Among Us

Whilst at university my son worked for a while in a pizza parlour. A guy came in to order a pizza to go. My son asked him if he wanted it cut into four pieces or six. The guy thought for a minute then said, "Just cut it into four. I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat six."


They Walk Among Us


We saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain.
Someone asked, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?"

They Walk Among Us


What is even more scary: They walk among us and REPRODUCE!


Jeremy Green 02/12/2008Categories: Silly, True Stories



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