The Kerryman
A Kerryman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a full day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the Kerryman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 POUNDS!
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
The Kerryman nodded.
"I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I was going to drop dead on dat 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from the fuckin' skippin", the Kerryman said.
Jeremy Green 03/28/2008Categories: Slightly Smutty, Irish