Five Surgeons
Five surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon said, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second responded, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.'
The third surgeon said, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
The fourth surgeon chimed in, 'You know I like Construction Workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. They have no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine. There are only two moving parts - the mouth and the asshole - and those are interchangeable.'
Barney Green 02/17/2010Categories: Slightly Smutty, Doctors, Politics