Irish Medical Dictionary
Artery....................... The study of paintings.
Bacteria..................... Back door to cafeteria.
Barium....................... What doctors do when patients die.
Benign....................... What you be, after you be eight.
Caesarean Section............ A neighbourhood in Rome.
Catscan...................... Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize.................... Made eye contact with her.
Colic........................ A sheep dog.
Coma......................... A punctuation mark.
Dilate....................... To live long.
Enema........................ Not a friend.
Fester....................... Quicker than someone else.
Fibula....................... A small lie.
Impotent..................... Distinguished, well known.
Labour Pain.................. Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff................ A Doctor's cane.
Morbid....................... A higher offer.
Nitrates..................... Cheaper than day rates.
Node......................... I knew it.
Outpatient................... A person who has fainted.
Pelvis....................... Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative............... A letter carrier.
Recovery Room................ Place to do upholstery.
Rectum....................... Nearly killed him.
Secretion.................... Hiding something.
Seizure...................... Roman emperor.
Tablet....................... A small table.
Terminal Illness............. Getting sick at the airport.
Tumour....................... One plus one more.
Urine........................ Opposite of you're out.
2xCondoms.................... To be sure, to be sure
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